To whom it may concern,
...which is most likely no one, but hey, I'm posting this anyway,
Hi there, person this may concern! How are you today? I'm in a good mood, and since this may concern you, I'll tell you why.
I first discovered Newgrounds... I don't know... back in middle school? I'm not sure. It's been a while. Regardless, I've made countless Newgrounds accounts over the years, vowing each time that this account would be the one to submit THE GREATEST GAMES AND MOVIES EVER.
So naturally, I never submitted a thing, and with each account I would eventually decide that I no longer liked the username, abandon the account, and create a new one; and thus, the cycle of nothing would continue.
UNTIL TODAY!
Today, I did something I never thought I'd actually do: I've submitted something. And sure, it's just a quick piece of pixel art - a far cry from the games and videos I've always dreamed of submitting - but hey, it's something. And after seven or eight years of not submitting anything, "something" is a landmark moment for me. It makes me think that, certainly, this will be the one account to submit THE GREATEST GAMES AND MOVIES EVER.
...or maybe not. But hey, it's a start, and I'm proud of it. Check it out if you want; I'd love some feedback: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jimjamjimmay/
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Anyway, that's why I'm in a good mood, person this may concern. Thanks for concerning yourself with this!